Maried women searching finding a woman Rekindling Excitement and Adventure Marriage shouldn't mean the end of romance. Life needs color. We need excitement. We need connections and sparks. So here I am. A married man looking for a friendship with a married woman that will develop into something that makes both of our lives more interesting -- something that gives us the anticipation and excitement we used to feel. Remember the butterflies? The tingles? The feeling that you're off on adventure and you can't wait to see what happens next? I am definitely on the side. Hopefully you are too. I want a true friendship to develop out of this as well. I'm not looking to change either of our situations, local girls that wanna fuck Indianapolis I just want us to spoil each other with attention, Avila Beach nude hot sex women Illinois that want shag flirting, excitement and conversation. I'm attractive, in good shape, , and smarter than the average "dude." I feel that I have a lot to offer. If this goes as planned, we'll both to feel spoiled by our little secret. If you are an intelligent, kind, fun, attractive and charismatic woman who, like me, is not experiencing the friendship and intimacy you deserve, I imagine we may have something in common. Let's find out.

Let me Spread my Legs For U Looking for x inch dick or more to go betweeen the legs of a good looking x yo in Biloxi...I am slim, neat extra clean,,,,,looking to ple asure you and myself....You must host....send yourfree sex chat room Adona stats, sensual and erotic pleasure completely NOW.....Put PLEASURE in subject line...... Slacker seeks slackette First, the reason why I don't have a "significant other", is because I'm socially retarded. Deal with it. Also, I'm quite used to being al xxx I am not desperate - I am placing this ad to amuse myself, so I don't give a shit if you respond or not. I don't care HOW hot you are. And no, I'm NOT a virgin, not by a long shot. Just in case you were actually wondering anything that stupid. ME: x ' lbs or so, and on a strict diet, losing weight yessir! Also I'm interesting as all hell. I can lead you into crazy worlds and you don't even need drugs. I've published xxx books and I ran a record label for x years. I'm GREAT with . I DON'T HAVE A JOB; I live on disability for mental problems, but don't worry, I'm an EXPERT at hiding them. If you actually think that career is more important that personality then trust me, my desire to avoid YOU outweighs your desire to avoid ME. Don't even get me started. YOU: Laid back. NOT christian. NOT republican or a goddamn teabagger. Not scary. Directionless. Not fat. Not anorexic. Complex; I don't want someone who likes Twilight and Harry Potter and considers skiing or their pet dogs to be "interesting"; these things are MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING. And if you are a HICK then please, just go die. You must have all your original teeth. And please, have decent boobs, at LEAST a C cup, come on. If you are under x then you may have to strongly convince me that you are not an idiot. If you have never played an instrument and recorded it, this will be a disappointment. You should not be afraid to make musical NOISE. If you are xxx of those "SPORTS IS MY LIFE" types it just means you're trying to prove you're not fat or lazy, which means you don't know how to just kick back and be silly and ridiculous. No, you'd rather go snowmobiling. You must know what a freaking vinyl record is. You must be curious about other cultures and peoples of the world. If I hand you my globe and you can't locate Iran within x seconds, then you fail HARD. If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"; "it's" and "its", then you also FAIL. If you think striking your is okay, then YOU are NOT. You must also be spontaneous and inventive, Find Marble, NC Swingers sex, milfs galleries, Swinger couples seeking sex free online chat Glen Avon not PASSIVE and SUBMISSIVE. If your passion for learning consists mostly of reading fiction, then go away. If you need a piece of paper to validate your love for someone (i.e. MARRIAGE) then you are an idiot. If you watch Fox news or Dr. Phil then why are you reading this? If you are a white supremacist or sometimes find yourself thinking "AMERICA RULES!" then you are pure garbage. If you don't believe in something as simple as evolution then I will laugh at you. If you think bombing Iraq is a good idea then you belong in jail. Things I do NOT give a shit about: - College degrees - Jobs - Cars (Yes I have transportation and I can change my own oil) - Jesus - Atheism - Celebrities - Star Wars - Zombies - Chuck Norris - Bacon - Beer I'm deliberately not posting a picture. As I've said already, I don't care: If you don't respond, it's YOUR loss, not MINE. PS - I am VERY warm and affectionate FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. You might not know it from an ad like this - unless of course, you can look beyond surfaces. Chances are, you can't.